I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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