Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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