I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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