They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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