found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
two words...techno handjob
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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