How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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