that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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