He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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