He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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