if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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