wat bout pragnant strippers??
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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