Its about making memories worth repressing
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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