yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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