fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
...so i touched it.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Randomize
