oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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