Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
my poor anus
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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