Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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