He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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