The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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