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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?

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• (818): View more from California

  we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

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• (845): View more from New York

  You jumped into so many bushes for no reason

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?

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