I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am