Whod you bang
Dual....:-)
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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