so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
