I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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