ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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