Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize
