So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations