oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
smell my finger.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?