You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?