do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
