Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
it glows. i had to have it.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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