Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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