Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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