I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Never underestimate the power of titties
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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