butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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