I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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