This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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