so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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