i would punch a child for taco bell
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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