We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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