I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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