I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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