How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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