You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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