BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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