Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
