If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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