stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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