My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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