Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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