and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
