I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize
