yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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