he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
The air taste purple.
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