your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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