picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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