I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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