found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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