I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize