I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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