grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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