you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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