So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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