whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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