Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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