If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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